- Road rage, immediately diffused:
- "God Honda- why can't you pick a lane!?"
- "Gerd Hernda- whery cernt yer perck er lern!?"
- Guy at bar repellant:
- "No thanks, I already have a drink."
- "Ner thernks, Er erlready herve er drernk."
- Liven up basic conversation:
- "Hello, how was your weekend?"
- "Herllo, her wers yer werkend?"
Now that you are fluent in Leila language, please spread the knowledge to anyone who is willing to listen (or to people that you can physically over power... just tie those people up and make them learn).
*I have recently started scanning my growing collection of posts and realized that I a) mention sea creatures, b) reference some dorky sci-fi movie or movies based on magic or c) talk about my obsession with food in pretty much every post (in some, I do more than one). Think what you would like of me, but I would like my loyal readers to know that